If a U.S. airline decided to be patriotic and buy only Boeing planes and none from Airbus they could name their campaign Nothing Toulouse.

As Edwin noted, Mataam Fez looks like it could be at Burning Man... except nobody was covered in fine dust, everyone arrived in a street-legal vehicle, and it was below zero ( Read more... )

Microsoft PowerPoint is a curious program chock full of features to make your presentation look absolutely ridiculous.

I often think people make too big of a deal about holidays. If the essence of the holiday is important, the virtue should be practiced year round. Why wait until December to give someone a present? Why wait until October to get dressed up like a freak ( Read more... )

Many holidays are associated with a color. Black and orange. Red and green. Valentine's Day is, of course, red. Red is traditionally associated with love. It's also associated with fast cars. It's also the color of blood ( Read more... )

Small word variations can have a major effect on the sexiness of an utterance. Observe:
HotNot Oh yes daddy!Oh yes dad! You're a hot momma!You're hot, mommy.

If there is blood in your stool you may be experiencing a colon period.

It would seem that not even millionaire friends of Dick Cheney can get their hands on body armor and the Bush administration continues unnecessarily to put Americans in harms way.

Back.   Forth.   Back.   Forth.   Switch.   Back.   Forth.   Back.   Forth.   Lap ( Read more... )

By playing disco and '80s American pop during the opening ceremony, the Italians are demonstrating that they love the international tradition of prominently displaying the worst American exports.